Embark on a whimsical journey into the world of wit and absurdity as we explore a curated collection of stupid quotes.In this article,we unravel the charm of unintentional humor encapsulated in misguided words and quirky phrases.From the hilariously nonsensical to the charmingly foolish,these stupid quotes are a testament to the unpredictable nature of language.Join us in a lighthearted exploration that celebrates the unintentional brilliance found in the realm of verbal missteps and comedic blunders.Welcome to the world of amusing absurdity!
Stupid quotes:
1. “Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”–P.J.O’Rour
2. “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”–George Benard Shaw
3. “The only happy artist is a dead artist,because only then you can’t change.After I die,I’ll probably come back as a paintbrush.”–Sylvester Stallone
4. “Only two things are infinite,the universe and human stupidity,and I’m not sure about the former.”–Albert Einstein
5. “If people did not sometimes do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.”–Ludwig Wittgenstein
6. “There is no sin except stupidity.”–Oscar Wilde
7. “I love them.Love them.I think the more positive approach you have to smoking,the less harmful it is.”–Sienna Miller
8. “Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans.It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”–Horace
Stupid funny one-liners:
9. “I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that’s the America millions of Americans believe in.That’s the America I love.”–Mitt Romney
10. “Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”–Habeeb Akande
11. “If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly,then why did it fall off?”
12. “If pessimism is despair,optimism is cowardice and stupidity.Is there any need to choose between them?”–Francis Parker Yockey
13. “I mean,if a female Dalai Lama come,then she must be very attractive.Otherwise not much use.”–Dalai Lama
14. “Stupidity is not a crime.you’re free to go.”
15. “Those who laugh last thinks slowest.”
16. “No,no,I didn’t go to England,I went to London.”–Paris Hilton
Shayne’s
Stupid Funny Sayings quotes:
17. “A stupid man-the most dangerous animal of all.”–Ariana Franklin
18. “People don’t care how much we know until they first know how much we care.”–Zig Ziglar
19. “It’s so simple to be wise.Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
20. “Your attitude,not your aptitude,will determine your altitude.”–Zig Ziglar
21. “Knock knock who’s there? a broken pencil.a broken pencil who? never mind it’s pointless.”
22. “I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.”–Edith Sitwell
23. “I started the week with a big box of patience.The box is empty now.”
24. “I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Stupid quotes about love and marriage:
25. “We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
26. “The top salesperson in the organization probably missed more sales than 90% of the sales people on the team,but they also made more calls than the others made.”–Zig Ziglar
27. “So,where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”–Christina Aguilera
28. “Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups.The very first one will say,‘Jesus!This cup is expensive!’”–Conan O’Brien
29. “Now I can say that I still haven’t had an abortion,but I wish I had.”–Lena Dunham
30. “I can eat a man,but I’m not sure of the fibre content.”–Jenny Éclair
31. “My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”
32. “Be who you are and say what you feel,because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.”–Bernard Baruch
Stupid family quotes:
33. “Don’t blame yourself.Let me do it!”
34. “It’s a proven fact that it’s the sweetest sound to a person’s ear is the sound of their own name.”–Dale Carnegie
35. “After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said,‘No hablo ingles.’”–Ronnie Shakes
36. “Stupid people do make me lose my temper and most people are stupid,fortunately for me.It’s made it easier for me to make a living.”–Albert Gubay
37. “Every time I do something silly,it comes off really funny because it’s naturally.”–Shaquille O’Neal
38. “If a cricketer,for example,suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat,which he could do very easily,I mean,are you going to ban cricket bats?”–Prince Philip,‘Duke Of Edinburgh’
39. “You can have everything in life you want,if you will just help other people get what they want.”–Zig Ziglar
40. “The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”–Rachel Maddow
Stupid motivational quotes:
41. “Make it idiot proof and someone will create a better idiot.”
42. “My sister’s expecting a baby,and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”–Chuck Nevitt
43. “It is better to be poor and walk-in integrity than to be stupid and speak lies.”–Bible
44. “If I have brought any message today,it is this:Have the courage to have your wisdom regarded as stupidity.Be fools for Christ.And have the courage to suffer the contempt of the sophisticated world.”–Antonin Scalia
45. “On the internet you can be anything you want.It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
46. “Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”–Mark Hoppus
47. “Bill Dickey is teaching me his experience.”–Yogi Berra
48. “Sometimes i listen to the stranger’s conversation and mentally give my opinion.”
Stupid work quotes:
49. “Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all.”–Dale Carnegie
50. “I guess I’m gonna fade into Bolivian”–Mike Tyson
51. “No matter how smart you are,you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
52. “We are in danger of destroying ourselves by our greed and stupidity.We cannot remain looking inwards at ourselves on a small and increasingly polluted and overcrowded planet.”–Stephen Hawking
53. “I’ve always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous,but I’d kill myself if I was that fat.I went to see her clothes in the exhibition,and I wanted to take a tape measure and measure what her hips were.(laughter) She was very big.”–Elizabeth Hurley
54. “There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
55. “What did one cat say to the other cat…Nothing cats don’t talk.Meow.”–Anonyous
56. “People say nothing is impossible,but I do nothing every day.”–A.A.Milne
Stupid quotes about life:
57. “Light travels faster than sound.This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”–Alan Dundes
58. “Unintelligent people always look for a scapegoat.”–Ernest Bevin
59. “To be clever enough to get a great deal of money,one must be stupid enough to want it.”–George Bernard Shaw
60. “I thought Europe was a country.”–Kellie Pickler
62. “I didn’t like the idea of being foolish,but I learned pretty soon that it was essential to fail and be foolish.”–Daniel Day-Lewis
63. “Speakers who talk about what life has taught them never fail to keep the attention of their listeners.”–Zig Ziglar
64. “When a stupid man is doing something,he is ashamed of,he always declares that it is his duty.”–George Bernard Shaw
Stupid quotes from movies and television:
65. “What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
66. “I’ll tell you why [religion’s] not a scam.In my opinion,all right? Tide goes in,tide goes out.Never a miscommunication.You can’t explain that.You can explain why the tide goes in…”–Bill O’reilly
67. “Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing,it is always from the noblest motives.”–Oscar Wilde
68. “If everybody in the world dropped out of school,we would have a much more intelligent society.”–Jaden Smith
69. “Most people would sooner die than start to think.In fact – they do so.”–Bertrand Russell
70. “I’ve been noticing gravity since I was very young.”–Cameron Diaz
71. “Before you criticize someone,walk a mile in their shoes.That way,you’ll be a mile from them,and you’ll have their shoes.”–Jack Handey
72. “Support bacteria,they are the only culture some people have.”
Stupid holiday quotes:
73. “Victory is always possible for the person who refuses to stop fighting.”–Napoleon Hill
74. “It costs to be stupid.The stupider you are,the more it costs.”–Sherrill Brown
75. “But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses.They laughed at Columbus,they laughed at Fulton,they laughed at the Wright Brothers.But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”–Carl Sagan
76. “It is true that integrity alone won’t make you a leader,but without integrity you will never be one.”–Zig Ziglar
77. “Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”–Martin Luther King Jr
78. “We’re definitely going to get Brooklyn christened,but we don’t know into which religion.”–David Beckham
79. “A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate,because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”–Bertrand Russell
80. “Listen,everyone is entitled to my opinion.”–Madonna
I’m stupid quotes:
81. “I fear one day I’ll meet God;he’ll sneeze and I won’t know what to say.”
82. “At every party there are two kinds of people–those who want to go home and those who don’t.The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.”–Ann Landers
83. “The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
84. “I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
85. “God created the sun,the stars,the heavens and the earth,and then made Adam and Eve.The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs.You can’t say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them.Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve eating apples.No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus rex.”–Carl Everett
86. “It is so pleasant to come across people more stupid than ourselves.We love them at once for being so.”–Jerome K.Jerome
87. “I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”–Walt Disney
88. “There are much easier things in life than finding a good man.Nailing Jell-O to a tree,for instance.”
I’m not stupid quotes:
89. “My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave,she is coming with me.”–Jon Bon Jovi
90. “He’s a guy who gets up at 6 a.m.regardless of what time it is.”–Lou Duve
91. “When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing,you look over to your side and the only thing you’re holding is a half-eaten sandwich.”–Violet Matters
92. “Men marry women with the hope they will never change.Women marry men with the hope they will change.Invariably they are both disappointed.”–Albert Einstein
93. “Kim on her 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries:“I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her,but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life.She’s 18.And I was like,that’s how I feel.”–Kim Kardashian
94. “I couldn’t repair your brakes,so I made your horn louder!”
95. “I can only please one person a day.today isn’t your day.tomorrow doesn’t look good either.”
96. “Sometimes when I close my eyes,I can’t see.”
Feeling stupid quotes:
97. “Scientists say the world is made of protons,neutrons and electrons.they forgot to mention morons.”
98. “If you don’t understand my silence how will you understand my words?”
99. “Most of us would be upset if we were accused of being‘silly.’But the word‘silly’comes from the old English word‘Selig,’and its literal definition is‘to be blessed,happy,healthy and prosperous.’”–Zig Ziglar
100. “Action is the real measure of intelligence.”–Napoleon Hill
101. “Nice perfume.Do you have to marinade in it?”
102. “I’ve been on foodstamps and welfare.Anybody help me out? No.”–Craig T.Nelson
103. “The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.”
104. “Someone comes to my house and asks me,“Where do you live?”it is at these moments question the intelligence of the human race.”
Stupid quotes about love:
105. “If you kick every Latino out of this country,then who is going to be cleaning your toilets,Donald Trump?”–Kelly Osbourne
106. “So,we were given a 50-page assignment to write an essay on save trees.Photocopied in 10 places.”
107. “My Aunt is having a daughter,hope it is a girl.”
108. “If it weren’t for electricity,we’d all be watching television by candlelight.”–George Gobel
109. “Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says‘Chicken of the Sea’.”–Jessica Simpson
110. “Life is hard,but it’s harder if you’re stupid.”–Michael Crichton
111. “If being awesome was a crime,I would be serving a life sentence.”
112. “The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain,but everyone does have a tongue.”–Raheel Farooq
Stupid quotes for friends:
113. “Stupidity makes you dangerous–to yourself and everyone around you.”–Jennifer Lee Carrell
114. “I’m very cleaver,made a hole in my fridge door to ensure light goes off when I close it.”
115. “Old people at weddings always poke me and say you’re next so I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.”
116. “When asked what political party he’d support if he was old enough to vote,Bieber responded:“I’m not sure about the parties.But whatever they have in Korea,that’s bad.”–Justin Bieber
117. “I don’t know what your problem is,but I bet it is hard to pronounce.”
118. “The problem with educating stupid people was that they didn’t know they were stupid.The same went for curing crazy people.”–Chuck Palahniuk
119. “Evil isn’t the real threat to the world.stupid is just as destructive as evil,maybe more so,and it’s a hell of a lot more common.what we really need is a crusade against stupid.that might actually make a difference.”–Jim Butcher
120. “If Stupidity got us into this mess,then why can’t it get us out?”–Will Rogers
Stupid quotes that make no sense:
121. “Smoking kills.If you’re killed,you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”–Brooke Shields
122. “Asked whether he supported gay marriage,Arnold replied,“No,I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.”–Arnold Schwarzenegger
123. “It isn’t pollution that is hurting the environment,it’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.”–Dan Quayle
124. “To be stupid, selfish,and have good health are three requirements for happiness,though if stupidity is lacking,all is lost.”–Gustave Flaubert
125. “My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
126. “I am urging the parents of black and Latino youngsters,particularly,to not let their young children go out wearing hoodies.I think the hoodie is as much responsible for Trayvon Martin’s death as George Zimmerman was.”–Geraldo Rivera
127. “Until you’re ready to look foolish,you’ll never have the possibility of being great.”–Cher
128. “Genius may have its limitations,but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”–Elbert Hubbard
Stupid people quotes by famous people:
129. “I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan.Simply because I don’t like eating fish.And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa”–Britney Spears
130. “To Rihanna“Chris Brown Beat You Because You’re Not Pretty Enough”–Amanda Bynes
131. “A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.”
132. “Inside me there’s a thin person struggling to get out,but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.”–Bob Thaves
133. “Money won’t buy happiness,but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.”–Bill Vaughan
134. “I actually don’t like thinking.I think people think I like to think a lot.And I don’t.I do not like to think at all.”–Kanye West
135. “Never argue with stupid people,they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”–Mark Twain
136. “It is an obvious and blatant stupidity beyond my ability to articulate how dumb it is for us not to teach our children how to run the government.”–Richard Dreyfuss
Arguing with stupid people quotes:
137. “Only stupid people are changed by success.”―Jurgen Klopp
138. “Stupidity goes hand in hand with racism.”―A.D.Aliwat,In Limbo
139. “Wise is the one who learns to dumb it down.”―Curtis Tyrone Jones
140. “Stupid people make stupid people famous.”―Abhijit Naskar,Mission Reality
141. “Stupid people don’t always know that they’re stupid.”―Jonas Karlsson,The Room
142. “The ugly and stupid have the best of it in this world.”―Oscar Wilde,The Picture of Dorian Gray
143. “Reading really is one of the best remedies for stupidity.”―Jon Etter,Another Dreadful Fairy Book
144. “By locking the stupidity around you,you can unlock the sagacity within you.”―Dr.P.S.Jagadeesh Kumar
Funny or sarcastic quotes about stupid people:
145. “Dear millennials:Youth is fleeting.Stupid is forever.”―Oliver Markus Malloy,Inside The Mind of an Introvert
146. “Only two things are infinite,the universe and human stupidity,and I’m not sure about the former.”―Albert Einstein
147. “Life is tough,but it’s tougher when you’re stupid.”―John Wayne
148. “If stupidity got us into this mess,then why can’t it get us out?”―Will Rogers
149. “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”―George Carlin
150. “I have a hard time arguing with stupid people.”―Carl Hart
151. “Love at first sight is probably for stupid people,but maybe I’m just cynical.”―Greg Davies
152. “Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”―George Carlin
Interesting stupid people quotes to consider:
153. “I’m the one guy who says don’t force the stupid people to be quiet.I want to know who the morons are.”―Mark Cuban
154. “Who can have compassion on the ignorant is a victim of regrets,a supporter of ignorance,and a builder of stupidity.”―Auliq Ice
155. “I feel like I’ve lost so many amazing traits because I’ve listened to stupid people,ignorant people who are bullies.”―Kylie Jenner
156. “I was doing a bit that stupid people should be slapped.But the more I did it,the more I didn’t like that connotation,the violence and all that.The more I thought about it;I thought they should just wear signs.And,man,it just took off.”―Bill Engvall
157. “Anyway,no drug,not even alcohol,causes the fundamental ills of society.If we’re looking for the source of our troubles,we shouldn’t test people for drugs.We should test them for stupidity,ignorance,greed,and love of power.”―P.J.O’Rourke
158. “The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain,but everyone does have a tongue.”―Raheel Farooq
159. “Never argue with stupid people.They will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”―Mark Twain
160. “You can’t fix stupid.”―R.Alan Woods
Stupid people quotes about stupidity:
161. “It’s strange how some people ignore the logic just because they believe what they like to believe and ignore the truth.”―Auliq Ice
162. “I’ve learned two things the hard way:You can’t fix stupid,and you shouldn’t use up your patience to fix stupid.”―Karen A. Baquiran
163. “If you want to teach fools,I say don’t waste your time!If you say I will learn something from fools,then I say you are a fool!”―Mehmet Murat ildan
164. “Stupid people do make me lose my temper,and most people are stupid,fortunately for me.It’s made it easier for me to make a living.”―Albert Gubay
165. “Stupid people always dismiss as untrue anything that happens only very seldom,or anything that their minds cannot readily grasp.”―Apuleius,The Golden Ass
166. “The problem is that no matter where you work, there’s going to be people that are so dumb you wonder how the hell they remember to breathe every morning.”―Lillian Strange
167. “I’m allergic to stupidity.”―Chris Colfer,Struck By Lightning:The Carson Phillips Journal
168. “Only idiots are confident.It requires a great amount of wisdom and knowledge to be confused.”―Abhishek Leela Pandey
Famous wise stupidity quotes:
169. “Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people,it is true that most stupid people are conservative.”―John Stuart Mill
170. “Ignorance is the assumption that you’re not.”―Craig D.Lounsbrough
171. “When I left NSA,it was with an understanding that you can never underestimate the power of large numbers of stupid people.”―William Binney
172. “A zombie film is not fun without a bunch of stupid people running around and observing how they fail to handle the situation.”―George A.Romero
173. “If there are no stupid questions,then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”―Scott Adams
174. “It is so pleasant to come across people more stupid than ourselves.We love them at once for being so.”―Jerome K.Jerome,Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow
175. “The problem with educating stupid people was that they didn’t know they were stupid.The same went for curing crazy people.”―Chuck Palahniuk,Phoenix
176. “The first stupid thing human learned is to speak a language,and the second stupidest thing human learned is not understanding his own language.”―P.S.Jagadeesh Kumar
Funny silly stupidity quotes:
177. “I wanted to make a film about stupid people that was very vulgar and deeply stupid.From that moment on,I can hardly be reproached for making a film that is about stupid people.”―Claude Chabrol
178. “Whether it’s personal foibles or a bureaucrat’s ego,the stubborn defense of stupidity is unforgivable.”―Stewart Stafford
179. “There are all kinds of stupid people that annoy me but what annoys me most is a lazy argument.”―Christopher Hitchens
180. “To be stupid was a gift that I gave away.”―Lenfantvivant
181. “I have long known that it is part of God’s plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth.”―Bill Bryson
182. “If you call yourself an“authoress”on your Facebook profile,you suck at life. You are stupid,and your children are ugly.”―Oliver Markus
183. “The stupid are always in a tendency to create enemies;on the other hand the clever are always in a tendency to create friendships!”―Mehmet Murat ildan
184. “When a stupid government is elected in a democratic country,the best thing about this is that you learn the number of stupid people in that country!”―Mehmet Murat ildan
Evil stupid quotes to tickle your common sense:
185. “Racist people are few,in the minority.But you can do nothing to change them.You can talk,you can do what you want,but you can’t do anything because they are just stupid people.”―Mario Balotelli
186. “There is nothing more annoying than somebody who is really thick but who believes with absolute conviction that he is more intelligent than you.”―Karl Wiggins,Wrong Planet–Searching for your Tribe
187. “Some people don’t need the others’ approval.They build themselves a pedestal and they climb it.One stupid person is enough to admire them,and you cannot escape their greatness.”―Natașa Alina Culea,Visele nu dorm niciodata
188. “I don’t mind being criticized because I am not that easy to knock down,and no one can destroy me.But I am bothered by the stupid people who call me dirty,brainless,and an idiot.You don’t say words like these to someone who you know nothing about.”―Granit Xhaka
189. “No matter how fast artificial intelligence spreads,global stupidity will always be ahead of it.”―Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu
190. “Stupid questions make more sense than stupid answers.”―Dr.Lucas D.Shallua
191. “We are all capable of foolishness,it’s just that we have a different area of expertise.”―Giannis Delimitsos
192. “A stupid person who acknowledges his stupidity is socially intelligent.”―Sukant Ratnakar
Feeling stupid quotes:
193. “When stupid wins,everyone loses.”―Edward Weiss
194. “When a person becomes comfortable with stupidity,it eventually defines him.”―Vincent Okay Nwachukwu
195. “I’m stupider than a LOT of people give me credit for!”―James Riley
196. “I was adopted into stupidity.”―Anthony T.Hincks
197. “Sometimes when I close my eyes,I can’t see.”
198. “Only two things are infinite,the universe and human stupidity,and I’m not sure about the former.”-Albert Einstein.
199. “To be stupid,selfish,and have good health are three requirements for happiness,though if stupidity is lacking,all is lost.”-Gustave Flaubert.
200. “If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly,then why did it fall off?”-Anonymous.
By:QuotidianVerse Team.
0 Comments
If you have any doubts, Please let me know.