Welcome to a world of joy and humor! In this collection of laughter quotes,we explore the timeless wisdom and wit encapsulated in moments of mirth.From renowned philosophers to beloved comedians,discover the power of laughter to uplift spirits and forge connections.These laughter quotes celebrate the universal language of joy,offering insights into the profound impact of a hearty laugh on our well-being.Join us on a delightful journey through words that resonate with the essence of laughter,reminding us that sometimes,the best therapy is simply to share a smile.
Laughter quotes:
1. “Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.”–Victor Borge
2. “A good laugh is a mighty good thing,a rather too scarce a good thing.”–Herman Melville
3. “Laughter is the corrective force which prevents us from becoming cranks.”–Henri Bergson
4. “The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.”–Voltaire
5. “Always laugh when you can.It is cheap medicine.”–Lord Byron
6. “It is bad to suppress laughter.It goes back down and spreads to your hips.”–Fred Allen
7. “Your body cannot heal without play.Your mind cannot heal without laughter.Your soul cannot heal without joy.”–Catherine Rippenger Fenwick
8. “Laughter is a form of internal jogging.It moves your internal organs around.It enhances respiration.It is an igniter of great expectations.”–Norman Cousins
Laughter quotes funny:
9. “Grim care,moroseness,and anxiety—all this rust of life ought to be scoured off by the oil of mirth.Mirth is God’s medicine.”–Henry Ward Beecher
11. “Wit is the key,I think,to anybody’s heart,because who doesn’t like to laugh?”–Julia Roberts
12. “Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark in one another.”–Kenny Ausubel
13. “He who laughs,lasts!”–Mary Pettibone Poole
14. “A well-balanced person is one who finds both sides of an issue laughable.”–Herbert Procknow
15. “True humor springs more from the heart than from the head;it is not contempt, its essence is love.”–Thomas Carlyle
16. “Of all days,the day on which one has not laughed is the one most surely wasted.”–Sebastien Roch
Laughter quotes about couple:
17. “Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.”–George Bernard Shaw
18. “Remember this:very little is needed to make a happy life.”–Marcus Aurelius
19. “As soon as you have made a thought,laugh at it.”–Lao Tzu
20. “With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.”–William Shakespeare
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21. “Laughter serves as a blocking agent.Like a bulletproof vest,it may help protect you against the ravages of negative emotions that can assault you in disease.”–Norman Cousins
22. “The old man laughed loud and joyously,shook up the details of his anatomy from head to foot,and ended by saying that such a laugh was money in a man’s pocket,because it cut down the doctor’s bills like everything.”–Mark Twain
23. “Among those whom I like or admire,I can find no common denominator,but among those whom I love,I can:all of them make me laugh.”–W.H.Auden
24. “If you wish to glimpse inside a human soul and get to know the man,don’t bother analyzing his ways of being silent,of talking,of weeping,or seeing how much he is moved by noble ideas;you’ll get better results if you just watch him laugh.If he laughs well,he’s a good man…All I claim to know is that laughter is the most reliable gauge of human nature.”–Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Laughter quotes about its healing power:
25. “The size of a man’s understanding can be justly measured by his mirth.”–Samuel Johnson
26. “We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.”–Agnes Repplier
27. “A good laugh is sunshine in the house.”–William Thackeray
28. “When humor goes,there goes civilization.”–Erma Bombeck
29. “Laughter is the foundation of reconciliation.”–St.Francis de Sales
30. “The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.” – Mark Twain
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31. “And we should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once.And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.”–Friedrich Nietzsche
32. “You grow up the day you have your first real laugh–at yourself.”–Ethel Barrymore
Quotes about laughter,friendship,and love:
33. “Live with intention.Walk to the edge.Continue to learn.Play with abandon.Choose with no regret.Laugh! Do what you love.Love as if this is all there is.”–Mary Anne
34. “From there to here,from here to there,funny things are everywhere.”–Dr.Seuss
35. “When you realize how perfect everything is you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky.”–Buddha
36. “Trouble knocked at the door,but,hearing laughter,hurried away.”―Benjamin Franklin
37. “A smile starts on the lips,a grin spreads to the eyes,a chuckle comes from the belly;but a good laugh bursts forth from the soul,overflows,and bubbles all around.”–Carolyn Birmingham
38. “When you do laugh,open your mouth wide enough for the noise to get out without squealing,throw your head back as though you were going to be shaved,hold on to your false hair with both hands and then laugh till your soul gets thoroughly rested.”–Josh Billings
39. “Laughter lets me relax.It’s the equivalent of taking a deep breath,letting it out and saying,‘This,too,will pass.’”–Odette Pollar
40. “An optimist laughs to forget;a pessimist forgets to laugh.”–Tom Nansbury
Laughter quotes about life:
41. “With the fearful strain that is on me night and day,if I did not laugh I should die.”–Abraham Lincoln
42. “If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble,you won’t have anything to laugh at when you’re old.”–Edgar Watson Howe
43. “Most people would rather be certain they’re miserable than risk being happy.”–Robert Newton Anthony
44. “The wit makes fun of other persons;the satirist makes fun of the world;the humorist makes fun of himself,but in so doing, he identifies himself with people–that is,people everywhere,not for the purpose of taking them apart,but simply revealing their true nature.The wellspring of laughter is not happiness,but pain,stress,and suffering.”–James Thurber
45. “The truth is,laughter always sounds more perfect than weeping.Laughter flows in a violent riff and is effortlessly melodic.Weeping is often fought,choked,half strangled, or surrendered to with humiliation.”–Anne Rice
46. “What is funny about us is precisely that we take ourselves too seriously.”–Reinhold Neibuhr
47. “I have always felt that laughter in the face of reality is probably the finest sound there is and will last until the day when the game is called on account of darkness.In this world,a good time to laugh is any time you can.”–Linda Ellerbee
48. “I never would have made it if I could not have laughed.It lifted me momentarily out of this horrible situation,just enough to make it livable.”–Viktor Frankl
Laughter quotes on how it fights stress:
49. “If you have no tragedy,you have no comedy.Crying and laughing are the same emotion.If you laugh too hard,you cry.And vice versa.”–Sid Caesar
50. “A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.”–Phyllis Diller
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51. “We look before and after,and pine for what is not;our sincerest laughter with some pain is fraught;our sweetest songs are those that tell of saddest thought.”–Percy Shelley
52. “I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter,the sound of which has always seemed to me to be the most civilized music in the world.”–Peter Ustinov
53. “Your joy is your sorrow unmasked.And the self-same well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears.”–Kahlil Gibran
54. “Those who do not know how to weep with their whole heart don’t know how to laugh either.”–Golda Meir
55. “No matter what your heartache may be,laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds.”–Red Skelton
56. “Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy.”–Anne Frank
Quotes about laughter and happiness:
57. “Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs;he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter.”–Friedrich Nietzsche
58. “The deeper that sorrow carves into your being,the more joy you can contain.”–Kahlil Gibran
59. “The beauty of the world has two edges;one of laughter,one of anguish,cutting the heart asunder.”–Virginia Woolf
60. “We don’t laugh because we’re happy,we are happy because we laugh.”–William James
61. “If we couldn’t laugh we would all go insane.”–Robert Frost
62. “Laughter is carbonated holiness.”–Anne Lamott
63. “I quickly laugh at everything for fear of having to cry.”–Beaumarchais
64. “A day without laughter is like living in darkness;you try to find your way around,but you can’t see clearly.”–Emily Mitchell
More laughter quotes and sayings:
65. “There is little success where there is little laughter.”–Andrew Carnegie
66. “Sometimes we need to create reasons to laugh or even smile or else the day will be a total waste.”–Deeksha Arora
67. “Laughter lightens the soul.”–Adrienne Posey
68. “When we laugh at the joy in everyday life we realise that the world is not such a serious place after all.”–Dee Waldeck
69. “Good laughter,or even a smile.It makes everything grow.It makes people Love you.”–Angie Karan
70. “Laughter is the only medicine,without side effects.”–Shannon L.Alder
71. “People will laugh:with you,or at you.Your choice.”―Sarvesh Jain
72. “Laughter increases our internal light.”―Purvi Raniga
Laughter quotes to make you smile:
73. “Make her laugh.There is no gift like a basket of laughter.”―Sarvesh Jain
74. “If anyone makes you laugh,it is not always because they love you.”―African Proverb
75. “If you don’t want to be sad and sorry all your life,learn how to laugh at yourself.”―Marty Rubin
76. “A day without laughter is a day wasted.”–Charlie Chaplin
77. “Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.”–Victor Hugo
78. “Laughter is an instant vacation.”–Milton Berle
79. “I live a very joyful life,with a lot of laughter and good times.”–Kimberly Elise
80. “I am thankful for laughter,except when milk comes out of my nose.”–Woody Allen
Sweet laughter quotes:
81. “Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.”–Yakov Smirnoff
82. “Laughter gives us distance.It allows us to step back from an event,deal with it and then move on.”–Bob Newhart
83. “Laughter is regional:a smile extends over the whole face.”–Malcolm de Chazal
84. “Does anyone remember laughter?”–Robert Plant
85. “Laughter can bring a new perspective.”–Christopher Durang
86. “Laughter does not deny pain.Laughter–like a wail–acknowledges and replies to pain.”–Tim O’Brien
87. “Laughter heals all wounds,and that’s one thing that everybody shares.No matter what you’re going through,it makes you forget about your problems.I think the world should keep laughing.”–Kevin Hart
88. “The person who has a sense of humor is not just more relaxed in the face of a potentially stressful situation,but is more flexible in his approach.”–John Morreall
Laughter quotes to keep you young:
89. “Life is better when you’re laughing.”–Anonymous
90. “Laughter is timeless.”–Walt Disney
91. “A good laugh recharges your battery.”–Anonymous
92. “You need to laugh”–Maya Angelou
93. “A little more laughter,a little less worry,a little more kindness,and a little less hurry.”–Anonymous
94. “Through humor,you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers.And once you find laughter,no matter how painful your situation might be,you can survive.”–Bill Cosby
95. “Laughter is poison to fear.”–George R.R. Martin
96. “If you find it hard to laugh at yourself,I would be happy to do it for you.”–Groucho Marx
Laughter quotes on importance of laughter:
97. “Laugh a lot.It burns a lot of calories.”–Jessica Simpson
98. “Against the assault of laughter,nothing can stand.”—Mark Twain
99. “At the height of laughter,the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities.”—Jean Houston
100. “Earth laughs in flowers.”—Ralph Waldo Emerson
101. "There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it."―Mindy Kaling
102. "Life is short.Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse.That's one of my mottos."—Stanley Hudson,The Office
103. "I always cook with wine.Sometimes I even add it to the food."—W.C.Fields
104. "People say money is not the key to happiness,but I have always figured if you have enough money,you can have a key made."—Joan Rivers
Laughter quotes that will make you enjoy laughter fully:
105. "Do not take life too seriously.You will never get out of it alive."—Elbert Hubbard
106. "I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it."―Mae West
107. "Sometimes you lie in bed at night and you don't have a single thing to worry about.That always worries me!"—Charlie Brown
108. "The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds,and the pessimist fears this is true."—James Branch Cabell
109. "I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness."―Bill Watterson
110. "You only live once,but if you do it right,once is enough."―Mae West
111. "If at first you don't succeed,try,try again.Then quit.No use being a damn fool about it."―W.C.Fields
112. "I love mankind...it's people I can't stand!!"―Charles M. Schulz
Laughter quotes to give you courage:
113. "I think God,in creating man,somewhat overestimated his ability."―Oscar Wilde
114. "Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy.Both.I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."—Michael Scott,The Office
115."Two things are infinite:the universe and human stupidity.And I'm not sure about the universe."―Albert Einstein
116. "When life gives you lemons,squirt someone in the eye."―Cathy Guisewite
117. "Life is pleasant.Death is peaceful.It's the transition that's troublesome."―Isaac Asimov
118. "When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone.Now I realize I should have been more specific."—Lily Tomlin
119. "I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs.That's all I've ever wanted."—Kevin Malone,The Office
120. "I have a lot of growing up to do.I realized that the other day inside my fort."—Zach Galifianakis
Laughter quotes to live a joyful life:
121."Whenever I'm about to do something,I think,'Would an idiot do that?'And if they would,I do not do that thing."—Dwight Schrute,The Office
122. "Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well."—Mark Twain
123. "I'm not crazy—I've just been in a very bad mood for 40 years."—Ouiser
124. "Well,you know what they say:If you don't have anything nice to say about anybody,come sit by me."—Clairee Belcher,Steel Magnolias
125. "A woman is like a tea bag:You can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."—Eleanor Roosevelt
126. "Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo,but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down."—Oprah Winfrey
127. "Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good.Luckily,this is not difficult."—Charlotte Whitton
128. "When you're in jail,a good friend will be trying to bail you out.A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying,'Damn,that was fun.'"―Groucho Marx
Laughter quotes to fill you with joy:
129. "Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy."—Benjamin Franklin
130. "I drink to make other people more interesting."—Ernest Hemingway
131. "I'm not offended by blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb.And I also know that I'm not blonde."—Dolly Parton
132. "I like my money where I can see it:hanging in my closet."—Carrie Bradshaw,Sex and the City
133. "Crying is for plain women.Pretty women go shopping."—Blanche Devereaux,The Golden Girls
134. "The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness.Think of your three best friends.If they're OK,then it's you."—Rita Mae Brown
135."My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem.But they don't really know me."—Garry Shandling
136. "People waste their time pondering whether a glass is half empty or half full.Me,I just drink whatever's in the glass."—Sophia Petrillo,The Golden Girls
Laughter quotes to get back your joy:
137. "I don't care what they say about me.I just want to eat."—Pam Beesly,The Office
138. "Don't waste so much time thinking about how much you weigh.There is no more mind-numbing,boring,idiotic,self-destructive diversion from the fun of living."—Meryl Streep
139. "I don't trust anyone who does their own hair.I don't think it's natural."—Truvy Jones,Steel Magnolias
140. "Even I don't wake up looking like Cindy Crawford."—Cindy Crawford
141. "The secret of staying young is to live honestly,eat slowly, and lie about your age."—Lucille Ball
142. "Honey, time marches on and eventually you realize it is marchin' across your face."—Truvy Jones,Steel Magnolias
143. "You know you've reached middle age when you're cautioned to slow down by your doctor,instead of by the police."—Joan Rivers
144. "People say,‘How you stay looking so young?’I say,well,good lighting,good doctors,and good makeup."—Dolly Parton
Laughter quotes to bring a smile to your face:
145. "Look,you didn't ask me for my opinion,but I'm old,so I'm giving it anyway."—Sophia Petrillo,The Golden Girls
146. "No matter how bad things get,remember these sage words:You're old,you sag,get over it."—Sophia Petrillo,The Golden Girls
147. "You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there."—George Burns
148. "Age is something that doesn't matter unless you are a cheese."—Luis Buñuel
149. "As you get older,three things happen.The first is your memory goes,and I can't remember the other two."—Sir Norman Wisdom
150. "Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener."—Pauline Thomason
151. "Before you marry a person,you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are."—Will Ferrell
152. "Women marry men hoping they will change.Men marry women hoping they will not.So each is inevitably disappointed."—Albert Einstein
Laughter quotes to leave you smiling:
153. "I love you no matter what you do,but do you have to do so much of it?"—Jean Illsley Clarke
154. "Never go to bed mad.Stay up and fight."―Phyllis Diller
155. "The secret to a long marriage is to stay gone."—Dolly Parton
156. "The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it."—Shirley MacLaine
157. "As a man in a relationship,you have a simple choice.You can either be right,or you can be happy."—Ralphie May
158. "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."—Jim Carrey
159. "The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about."—Oscar Wilde
160. "The older you get,the better you get.Unless you're a banana."—Betty White
Laughter quotes to get you back in the mood:
161. "If you can't be kind,at least be vague."—Judith Martin
162. "Anybody who tells you money can't buy happiness never had any."—Samuel L. Jackson
163. "Reality continues to ruin my life."―Bill Watterson
164. "Don't be so humble-you are not that great.”―Golda Meir
165. "Never miss a good chance to shut up."―Will Rogers
166. "I've had great success being a total idiot. "―Jerry Lewis
167. "Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system."―Ellen DeGeneres
168. "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living.The world owes you nothing.It was here first."—Mark Twain
Laughter funny quotes for friends:
169. "Instant gratification takes too long."—Carrie Fisher
170. "Go to heaven for the climate,hell for the company."—Mark Twain
171. "My tastes are simple:I am easily satisfied with the best."―Winston S.Churchill
172. "All the things I like to do are either immoral,illegal,or fattening."—Alexander Woollcott
173. "Whoever established the high road and how high it should be should be fired."—Sandra Bullock
174. "Be wise,because the world needs wisdom.If you cannot be wise,pretend to be someone who is wise,and then just behave like they would."—Neil Gaiman
175. "Follow your passion,stay true to yourself,never follow someone else's path unless you're in the woods and you're lost and you see a path then by all means you should follow that."—Ellen DeGeneres
176. "People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.”—Isaac Asimov
Inspirational quotes about laughter:
177. "A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself,and hates them for it."―George Bernard Shaw
178. "Money can't buy you happiness,but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it."—David Lee Roth
179. "The lord gave us two ends:One to sit on and the other to think with.Success depends on which one we use the most."—Ann Landers
180. "There is no such thing as fun for the whole family."—Jerry Seinfeld
181. "When my kids become wild and unruly,I use a nice,safe playpen.When they're finished,I climb out."—Erma Bombeck
182. "I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford.Then I want to move in with them."—Phyllis Diller
183. "Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing."—Phyllis Diller
184. "It is not easy being a mother.If it were easy,fathers would do it."—Dorothy Zbornak,The Golden Girls
Inspiring laughter quotes:
185. "Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas."—Paula Poundstone
186. "If you are not yelling at your kids,you are not spending enough time with them.”—Reese Witherspoon
187. "Everybody wants to save the earth.No one wants to help mom do the dishes."—P.J.O'Rourke
188. "Everything I have I owe to this job...this stupid,wonderful,boring,amazing job."—Jim Halpert,The Office
189. "An office is a place to live life to the fullest,to the max.An office is a place where dreams come true."—Michael Scott,The Office
190. "So this is my life-until I win the lottery."—Jim Halpert,The Office
191. "The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one."—Oscar Wilde
192. "Housework can't kill you,but why take the chance?"—Phyllis Diller
Motivational laughter quotes:
193. "I hate housework.You make the beds,you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again."—Joan Rivers
194. "I like work.It fascinates me.I can sit and look at it for hours."―Jerome K. Jerome
195."I always arrive late at the office,but I make up for it by leaving early."―Charles Lamb
196. "Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door."—Marcelene Cox
197. "The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen."—Sarah Brown
198. "You can't have a million-dollar dream with a minimum-wage worth ethic."—Zig Ziglar
199. "All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence — then success is sure."—Mark Twain
200. "No man goes before his time-unless the boss leaves early."—Groucho Marx
As we conclude this exploration of laughter quotes,let's carry with us the invaluable lessons wrapped in humor.From chuckles to guffaws,these quotes remind us that laughter is a universal elixir,transcending boundaries and brightening even the darkest days.Embrace the joyous moments,share a laugh,and savor the wisdom woven into every smile.In a world that can often be serious,let these laughter quotes be a constant reminder that a hearty laugh is not just a momentary escape;it's a timeless treasure for a fulfilling life. By:QuotidianVerse Team.
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