Welcome to a laughter-infused journey towards inspiration! In this article,we delve into the delightful realm of hilarious motivational quotes that seamlessly blend humor and wisdom.Unleashing the power of laughter,these quotes not only tickle your funny bone but also ignite a spark of motivation.Prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions as we explore how humor can be a potent catalyst for positive change.Get ready to chuckle your way to a more motivated and uplifted you with our carefully curated collection of hilarious motivational quotes.
Hilarious motivational quotes:
1. “You can’t have everything.Where would you put it?”-Steven Wright
2. “The elevator to success is out of order.You’ll have to use the stairs,one step at a time.”-Joe Girard
3. “People often say that motivation doesn’t last.Well,neither does bathing–that’s why we recommend it daily.”-Zig Ziglar
4. “I always wanted to be somebody,but now I realise I should have been more specific.”-Lily Tomlin
5. “I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.”-Oscar Wilde
6. “People say nothing is impossible,but I do nothing every day.”-Winnie the Pooh
7. “Life is like a sewer…what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.”-Tom Lehrer
8. “Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.”-Unknown
Hilarious Motivational work quotes:
9. “When you are asked if you can do a job,tell ’em,‘Certainly I can!’Then get busy and find out how to do it.”—Theodore Roosevelt
11. “Hard work never killed anybody,but why take a chance?”—Edward Bergen
12. “Oh,you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that.It’s called everybody,and they meet at the bar.”—Drew Carey
13. “There cannot be a crisis next week.My schedule is already full.”—Henry Kissinger
14. “I love deadlines.I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.”—Douglas Adams
15. “What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.”—Phyllis Diller
16. “By working faithfully eight hours a day,you may eventually get to be boss and work 12 hours a day.”—Robert Frost
Hilarious Motivational movie quotes:
17. “Life moves pretty fast.If you don’t stop and look around once in a while,you could miss it.”—Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)
18. “A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.”—Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971)
19. “Why,sometimes I’ve believed six impossible things before breakfast.”—Alice in Wonderland (1951)
21. “If I’m not back in five minutes,just wait longer.”—Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
22. “Please.Have mercy.I’ve been wearing the same underwear since Tuesday.”—Planes,Trains and Automobiles (1987)
23. “My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.You never know what you’re gonna get.”—Forrest Gump (1994)
24. “I learned a long time ago that worrying is like a rocking chair.It gives you something to do but it doesn’t get you anywhere.”—National Lampoon’s Van Wilder (2002)
Hilarious motivational life quotes:
25. “Do not take life too seriously.You will never get out of it alive.”—Elbert Hubbard
26. “The secret of staying young is to live honestly,eat slowly and lie about your age.”—Lucille Ball
27. “I believe that if life gives you lemons,you should make lemonade,and try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka,and have a party.”—Ron White
28. “My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start.So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake.I feel better already.”—Dave Barry
29. “Life is tough,darling.Life is hard.And we better laugh at everything,otherwise,we’re going down the tube.”—Joan Rivers
31. “Follow your passion.Stay true to yourself.Never follow anyone else’s path unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path.Then,by all means,follow that path.”—Ellen DeGeneres
32. “To succeed in life,you need three things:a wishbone,a backbone and a funny bone.”—Reba McEntire
Hilarious motivational friendship quotes:
33. “True friends are those who really know you but love you anyway.”—Edna Buchanan
34. “Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo,but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”—Oprah Winfrey
35. “When you’re in jail,a good friend will be trying to bail you out.A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying,‘Damn,that was fun.'”—Groucho Marx
36. “There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.”—Sylvia Plath
37. “We know our friends by their defects rather than by their merits.”—William Somerset Maugham
38. “Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.”—Robert Brault
39. “Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another,‘What? You too? I thought I was the only one!”—C.S.Lewis
40. “‘Best friend’isn’t a person—it’s a tier.”—Mindy Kaling
Hilarious motivational love quotes:
41. “There are few things in life harder to find and more important to keep than love.Well,love and a birth certificate.”—Barack Obama
42. “Marriage:a friendship recognized by the police.”—Robert Louis Stevenson
43. “I love being married.It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”—Rita Rudner
44. “Honesty is the key to a relationship.If you can fake that,you’re in.”—Richard Jeni
45. “When you’re in love,it’s the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life.”—Richard Lewis
46. “You can’t buy love,but you can pay heavily for it.”—Henry Youngman
47. “If love is the answer,could you please rephrase the question?”—Lily Tomlin
48. “Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.”—Mae West
Hilarious motivational quotes about life that will motivate you:
49. “It is not the answer that enlightens,but the question.”–Eugene Ionesco Decouvertes
50. “Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget tossing in the lifeboats.”–Voltaire
51. “When I hear somebody sigh,Life is hard,I am always tempted to ask,‘Compared to what?'”–Sydney Harris
52. “The elevator to success is out of order.You’ll have to use the stairs…one step at a time.”–Joe Girard
53. “The brain is a wonderful organ;it starts working the moment you get up in the morning,and does not stop until you get into the office.”–Robert Frost
54. “We don’t stop playing because we grow old;we grow old because we stop playing.”–George Bernard Shaw
55. “The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.”–Mark Twain
56. “Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.”–Billie Burke
Hilarious motivatinal quotes about life and career:
57. “The key to success is not through achievement but through enthusiasm.”–Malcolm Forbes
58. “If you think you are too small to be effective,you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”–Betty Reese
59. “Friendship is like peeing on yourself:everyone can see it,but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.”–Robert Bloch
60. “I cannot afford to waste my time making money.”–Louis Agassiz
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61. “The difference between genius and stupidity is;genius has its limits.”–Albert Einstein
62. “Always borrow money from a pessimist.He won’t expect it back.”–Oscar Wilde
63. “When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best–that is inspiration.”–Robert Bresson
64. “People say nothing is impossible,but I do nothing every day.”–A.A.Milne
Hilarious motivational quotes for life:
65. “Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.”–Mark Twain
66. “Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.”–Thomas Edison
67. “You can’t wait for inspiration.You have to go after it with a club.”–Jack London
68. “You have brains in your head.You have feet in your shoes.You can steer yourself any direction you choose.You’re on your own.And you know what you know.And YOU are the one who’ll decide where to go.”–Dr.Seuss
69. “There’s no secret about success.Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?”-Kin Hubbard
70. “Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.”–Mae West
71. “Life is like a sewer–what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.”–Tom Lehrer
72. Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.”–Isaac Asimov
Short hilarious quotes and sayings about work:
73. “Life is like a box of chocolates.”–Forrest Gump
74. “Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.”–Tom Stoppard
75. “Always keep your words soft and sweet,just in case you have to eat them.”–Andy Rooney
76. “In the book of life,the answers aren’t in the back.”–Charles Schulz
77. “Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”–Truman Capote
78. “I am blessed with a funny gene that makes me enjoy life.”–Karan Patel
79. “Even if you are on the right track,you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”–Will Rogers
80. “Aspire to inspire before we expire.”–Eugene Bell Jr
Hilarious motivational quotes and sayings:
81. “Before you marry a person,you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”—Will Ferrell
82. “I love being married.It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”—Rita Rudner
83. “When your mother asks,‘Do you want a piece of advice?’it is a mere formality.It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no.You’re going to get it anyway.”—Erma Bombeck
84. “Never follow anyone else’s path.Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path.Then by all means follow that path.”—Ellen DeGeneres
85. “I’m not superstitious,but I am a little stitious.”—Michael Scott,The Office
86. “You know you’ve reached middle age when you’re cautioned to slow down by your doctor,instead of by the police.”—Joan Rivers
87. “Truth hurts.Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing,but it hurts.”—Lt.Frank Drebin
88. “I used to sell furniture for a living.The trouble was,it was my own.”—Les Dawson
Hilarious motivational quotes to motivate you:
89. “Be like a postage stamp.Stick to a thing till you get there.”—Josh Billings
90. “If you try to fail,and succeed,which have you done?”–George Carli
91. “If you’re going to be thinking,you may as well think big.”–Donald Trump
92. “My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.”–Mitch Hedberg
93. “You must pay for your sins.If you have already paid,please ignore this notice.”—Sam Levenson
94. “It’s okay to look at the past and the future.Just don’t stare.”—Lisa Lieberman-Wang
95. “Get your facts first,then you can distort them as you please.”–Mark Twain
96. “I have to be successful because I like expensive things.”—Lisa Lieberman-Wang
Hilarious motivational quotes for everyone:
97. “Listen,smile,agree,and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway.“–Robert Downey Jr.
98. “Wisdom comes from experience.Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.”–Terry Pratchett
99. “The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”–George Carlin
100. “I figured something out.The future is unpredictable.”–John Green
101. “Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.”–Albert Einstein
102. “To succeed in life,you need three things:a wishbone,a backbone and a funny bone.”–Reba McEntire
103. “You grow up the day you have your first real laugh–at yourself.”–Ethel Barrymore
104. “A mind is like a parachute.It doesn’t work if it is not open.”–Frank Zappa
Hilarious motivational quotes to enrich your day:
105. “I was never really insane except upon occasions when my heart was touched.”–Edgar Allan Poe
106. “Think left and think right and think low and think high.Oh,the thinks you can think up if only you try!”–Dr.Seuss
107. “Be nice to nerds.You may end up working for them.We all could.”–Charles J.Sykes
108. “By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.”–Robert Frost
109. “Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished–If you’re alive it isn’t.”–Richard Bach
110. “Life doesn’t imitate art,it imitates bad television.”–Woody Allen
111. “We are all here on earth to help others;what on earth the others are here for I don’t know.”–W.H.Auden
112. “The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.”–Will Rogers
Hilarious motivational quotes to uplift you every day:
113. “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”–Abraham Lincoln
114. “Light travels faster than sound.This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”–Alan Dundes
115. “If you want your children to listen,try talking softly to someone else.”–Ann Landers
116. “The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.”–Bertrand Russell
117. “Be who you are and say what you feel,because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.”–Bernard Baruch
118. “The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.”–Bill Watterson
119. “Money won’t buy happiness,but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.”–Bill Vaughan
120. “The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”–Andy Rooney
Hilarious motivational quotes to laugh about:
121. “He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.”–Charles de Gaulle
122. “Education is learning what you didn’t even know you didn’t know.”–Daniel J.Boorstin
123. “We never really grow up,we only learn how to act in public.”–Bryan White
124. “A failure is like fertilizer;it stinks to be sure,but it makes things grow faster in the future.”–Denis Waitley
125. “The cure for boredom is curiosity.There is no cure for curiosity.”–Dorothy Parker
126. “A woman is like a tea bag–you can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.”–Eleanor Roosevelt
127. “Leave something for someone but dont leave someone for something.”–Enid Blyton
128. “Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.”–Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Hilarious motivational quotes that will make you laugh and think:
129. “I believe that if life gives you lemons,you should make lemonade…And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka,and have a party.”–Ron White
130. “Have no fear of perfection.You’ll never reach it.”–Salvador Dali
131. “It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.”–Thomas Sowell
132. “Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.”–Voltaire
133. “I don’t want any yes-men around me.I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job.”–Samuel Goldwyn
134. “Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.”–Marilyn Monroe
135. “You cannot be anything if you want to be everything.”–Solomon Schechter
136. “The question isn’t who is going to let me,it’s who is going to stop me.”–Ayn Rand
Hilarious motivational quotes to make your day better:
137. “It’s true hard work never killed anybody,but I figure,why take the chance?”–Ronald Reagan
138. “I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man,and I hate people like that!”–Tom Lehrer
139. “A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.”–Samuel Goldwyn
140. “You’re only given a little spark of madness.You mustn’t lose it.”–Robin Williams
141. “If there are no stupid questions,then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”–Scott Adams
142. “Trying is the first step toward failure.”–Homer Simpson
143. “It does not matter whether you win or lose,what matters is whether I win or lose!”–Steven Weinberg
144. “It’s kind of fun to do the impossible.”—Walt Disney
Hilarious motivational quotes to put a smile on your face:
145. “The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you’re finished.”–Groucho Marx
146. “Today’s opportunities erase yesterday’s failures.”–Gene Brown
147. “It could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.”–Ashleigh Brilliant
148. “Life only delivers to people that create their own postal code.”–Jelani Daniel
149. “See the world like a big wardrobe.Everybody has his own costume.There is only one that fits you perfectly.”–George Harris
150. “If you dig a grave for others you may fall into it yourself.”–Irish Proverbs
151. “Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.”–Charlie McCarthy
152. “The mind is like a clock that is constantly running down.It has to be wound up daily with good thoughts.”–Fulton J.Sheen
Hilarious motivational quotes that will lift your mood:
153. “The reward for good work is more work.”–Francesca Elisia
154. A man who correctly guesses a woman’s age may be smart,but he’s not very bright.”–Lucille Ball
155. “Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong.Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.”—Paulo Coehlo
156. “If you reach for a star,you might not get one.But you won’t come up with hand full of mud either.”–Leo Burnett
157. “Well-behaved women seldom make history.”–Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
158. “You can’t experience simple joys when you’re living life with your hair on fire.”–Emily Ley
159. “If your capacity to acquire has outstripped your capacity to enjoy,you are on the way to the scrap-heap.”–Glen Buck
160. “A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.”–Mark Twain
Hilarious motivational quotes to uplift you:
161. “If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind,of what,then,is an empty desk a sign?”–Albert Einstein
162. “There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”–Bill Watterson
163. “Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.”–Terry Pratchett
164. “If you hit the target every time it’s too near or too big.”–Tom Hirshfield
165. “Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out.”—John Wooden
166. “Life is a blank canvass,and you need to throw all the paint on it you can.”–Danny Kaye
167. “Whoever said,‘It’s not whether you win or lose that counts,’probably lost.”–Martina Navratilova
168. “A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job.”—Zig Ziglar
Hilarious motivational quotes that will make your day:
169. “If we threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s,we’d grab ours back.”–Regina Brett
170. “When everyone thinks alike,no one thinks very much.”–Walter Lippmann
171. “Those are my principles,and if you don’t like them…well,I have others.”–Groucho Marx
172. “What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say.”–Ralph Waldo Emerson
173. “I know worrying works,because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.”–Will Rogers
174. “The reason so few people are successful is no one has yet found a way for someone to sit down and slide uphill.”–W.Clement Stone
175. “The reason so few people are successful is no one has yet found a way for someone to sit down and slide uphill.”–W.Clement Stone
176. “Complain a lot and people will hear you but not listen.”–Catherine Pulsifer
Hilarious motivational quotes about life and happiness:
177. “If you think you are too small to make a difference,try sleeping with a mosquito.”–Dalai Lama
178. “Live in the sunshine,swim the sea,drink the wild air.”—Ralph Waldo Emerson
179. “A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks.”–Charles Gordy
180. “Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one’s courage.”–Anais Nin
Anais Nin
181. “Happiness is having a large,loving,caring,close-knit family in another city.”–George Burns
182. “Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears.”–Les Brown
183. “Always remember that you are absolutely unique.Just like everyone else.”–Margaret Mead
184. “I knew I was going to take the wrong train,so I left early.”–Yogi Berra
Hilarious motivational quotes to keep you going forward:
185. “The only place where your dreams become impossible is in your own thinking.”–Robert H Schuller
186. “I am an optimist.It does not seem too much use being anything else.”-Winston Churchill
187. “The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.”—Sarah Brown
188. “Change is not a four-letter word…but often your reaction to it is!”–Jeffrey Gitomer
189. “The trouble with the rat-race is that,even if you win,you’re still a rat.”–Lily Tomlin
190. “There’s power in looking silly and not caring that you do.”–Amy Poehler
191. “What is the difference between an obstacle and an opportunity? Our attitude toward it.Every opportunity has a difficult,and every difficulty has an opportunity.”–J.Sidlow Baxter
192. “You can,you should,and if you’re brave enough to start,you will.”–Stephen King
Hilarious and funny motivational quotes:
193. “Never follow anyone else’s path,unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost.”–Ellen DeGeneres
194. “The way I see it,if you want the rainbow,you gotta put up with the rain.”—Dolly Parton
195. To become truly great,one has to stand with people,not above them.”–Baron de Montesquieu
196. “I’ve been on a calendar,but I’ve never been on time.”–Marilyn Monroe
197. “A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject.”–Winston Churchill
198. “The dumbest people I know are those who know it all.”–Malcolm Forbes
199. “When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.”–Gracie Allen
200. “Don’t let schooling interfere with your education.”–Mark Twain
Hilarious motivational quotes to lift your mood:
201. “Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain–and most fools do.”-Benjamin Franklin
202. “If you want something said,ask a man.If you want something done,ask a woman.”–Margaret Thatcher
203. “An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.”–Will Rogers
204. “To think is easy.To act is hard.But the hardest thing in the world is to act in accordance with your thinking.”–Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
205. “Know the rules well,so you can break them effectively.”–Dalai Lama
206. “A man is not paid for having a head and hands,but for using them.”–Elbert Hubbard
207. If you are not your own doctor,you are a fool.”–Hippocrates
208. “Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.”–Bob Hope
Bob Hope
209. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.”–Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
210. “If you don’t have wrinkles,you haven’t laughed enough.”–Phyllis Diller
Hilarious motivational quotes to brighten your day:
211. “Taking an interest in what others are thinking and doing is often a much more powerful form of encouragement than praise.”–Robert Martin
Robert Martin
212. “You’re at your best when you don’t know what you’re doing.”–Paul Stanley
213. “A day without sunshine is like,you know,night.”–Steve Martin
214. “A good time for laughing is when you can.”–Jessamyn West
215. “Focus,focus,focus! What am I,a telescope?”–Naruto Uzumaki
216. “Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.”–Phyllis Diller
217. I’ll probably never fully become what I wanted to be when I grew up,but that’s probably because I wanted to be a ninja princess.”–Cassandra Duffy
218. “Free your mind and your ass will follow.”–George Clinton
219. “If you don’t know where you are,a map won’t help.”–Watts Humphrey
220. “I’m not confused.I’m just well mixed.”–Robert Frost
As we wrap up this laughter-filled odyssey through hilarious motivational quotes,remember that humor is a dynamic force that fuels motivation.These quotes have not just brought smiles but also served as beacons of encouragement.In the tapestry of life,laughter weaves its own motivational thread,reminding us that joy and determination make a powerful duo.Let the echoes of these witty insights continue to resonate in your journey,turning every challenge into an opportunity for a hearty laugh and renewed inspiration.Embrace the hilarity,stay motivated,and keep smiling!
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